President Bush just reiterated his desire to "protect marriage." His comments were prompted, apparently, by San Francisco's decision to dispense same-sex marriage licenses: "I have watched carefully what's happening in San Francisco, where licenses were being issued, even though the law states otherwise." He continued, "I am watching very carefully, but I am troubled by what I've seen."
You're probably wondering why Bush seems stuck on this "watched carefully" idea. It turns out that for the first few days of the gay marriage brouhaha, he just thought someone was having a "Will and Grace" marathon: "But when a few hours passed and I still hadn't seen that really queeny one -- 'Just Jack!' Love it! -- I took a closer look and figured out what was going on. They're all going to hell, of course. But then again, so are the Jews."
Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriage Issue [AP/Yahoo]
GEORGE W. ON THE QUESTION: Can a Jew Get into Heaven? [TomPaine.com]