My Big Gay National Security Team
First of all, Wonketteers with better sources than myself say that the White House is indeed considering a Clarke gay smear (mmmm. . . gay smear. . . ).
Second, people have been asking exactly what am I implying by saying "as long as you don't believe there are any other homosexuals" playing for the White House team. Am I insinuating the administration might have a double standard because they seem to trust another high-level national security officer who is also gay? Yes.
And we were going to try to be all subtle about it, but since it seems to be an open secret around D.C. . . . the other gay in the White House is George Bush.
"Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."
Bush Likes a Pretty Face [Wonkette]
Is President Bush A Homo? [Betty Bowers]
Richard Clarke: Don't Go There [Wonkette]