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My Other Campaign Vehicle Is a Low Rider

the_name_of_the_fucking_town_is_WHITEVILLEHotline's Last Call asked: "Erskine Bowles said this weekend: 'You are looking at one jacked-up candidate!' Is his campaign being run by Hans and Franz?" We wonder if Hotline is being run by Lorne Michaels. "Jacked-up" is really more of a "pimp my ride" term. Bowles is tricked out, not pumped up. We especially like the little neon runner that they've placed on his undercarriage.


In all seriousness: Could someone please pimp out our man Erskine? A little disco ball, maybe? A fuzzy steering wheel cover? At the moment, we fall asleep just looking at him. . .

Last Call [Hotline/National Journal (sub. req.)]

Erskine spoke with Columbus County voters in Whiteville [Could not make that up. . . -Ed.] June 1st at Konstantinos [Bowles2004.com]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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