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Nancy Pelosi Will Kill The Crap Out Of Robert Gibbs, As Soon As She Figures Out Who He Is

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Ha ha, remember when Robert Gibbs said that theDemocrats would probably lose control of Congress, if they didn't shape up? Well, it appears that this news eventually filtered back to the Democrats who still (for the moment) run the House, particularly one Nancy Pelosi, and she and they are pissed and will cut a dry, pudgy Southern motherfucker.


So, yeah, the Democratic House caucus got together last night, and shit got real!

Things heated up as Pelosi jumped in and blasted Gibbs for making "politically inept" comments, according to one source.

"It was bad," another source said. "She was like: ‘I don't appreciate it. I don't know who this guy is. I've never met him before. And he's saying that we're going to lose the House.'"

A spokesman for Pelosi declined to comment Tuesday night.

Pelosi reportedly said Gibbs' comments were particularly damaging because they give ammunition to Republicans trying to make the case that Democrats are going to lose in November. "Someone from the White House says it, and [House Minority Whip Eric] Cantor says it, so now you have both sides saying something," the source said. "So she was very upset."

Yeah, this Gibbs character, who the hell is this guy, even. Nancy doesn't have time to watch your flunkies talk smack on the teevee, Obama Administration! Nancy is too busy getting your agenda passed.

But really, Nancy, Gibbs is only speaking truth to (soon to be lost) power! Important political/media analyst Howard Kurtz knows the score:

The Democrats are in trouble this year. You know it, I know it, your Uncle Al knows it, your local bartender knows it. This is not the kind of state secret you need to hire a Russian spy to uncover.

So why was it big news in the political world when Robert Gibbs acknowledged it?

Everyone knows about the coming Democratic bloodbath! Let's have a look at the numbers over at Congressional Quarterly's detailed district-by-district map and see how bad it will get, shall we?

Ha ha, all Republicans have to do is win every single one of the "up for grabs" seats, plus twelve of the "leans Dem" or "likely Dem" seats, and they'll have an unstoppable one-vote majority in the house! The inevitability of this happening is well known to your Uncle Al. [CQ/WP/CQ]

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