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NASA Also Can't Spell the Shuttle's Name

Photo by ASSA - WonketteOh, NASA, is there anything you can't fuck up? The Gerald Ford of space agencies is getting ready for another tragic shuttle launch, so employees decided to cheer everybody up with a happy motivational poster that, as you see, didn't quite get the Endeavour's name right.


The USS Endeavour is scheduled to launch next month and, if all goes well, it will pointlessly circle the Earth for a few days and then land, probably 3,000 miles away from where it was supposed to touch down, but hopefully in one piece

See, 40% of the fleet has blown up either going up or coming down. Not even American cars have this kind of fail history, but what do you expect from a space program originally run by Spiro Agnew?

Shuttle's Name Misspelled On NASA Launch Pad Sign [Local 6]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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