Nasty Woman Elizabeth Warren Officially Done With Donald Trump's Sh*t

She's going to Nasty Woman RIGHT AT TRUMP'S DUMB FACE.

Yay, Hillary Clinton and Sen. Elizabeth Warren campaigned together in Manchester, New Hampshire, this afternoon, and Warren did her very favorite hobby for the rally attendees, which is beating the shitfire out of Donald Trump. Amidst remarks about debt-free college and whatnot, Warren unleashed this fresh hell:

Donald Trump ... aggressively disrespects more than half the human beings in this country. He thinks that because he has money, that he can call women "fat pigs" and "bimbos." He thinks because he is a celebrity, that he can rate women's bodies from 1 to 10. He thinks that because he has a mouth full of Tic-Tacs, that he can force himself on any woman within groping distance.

At this, Hillary ROARED laughing. But Warren wasn't anywhere near done.

Well, I got news for you, Donald Trump! Women have HAD IT with guys like you. And Nasty Women have REALLY had it with guys like you. Get this, Donald. Nasty Women are tough. Nasty Women are smart. And Nasty Women VOTE. And on November 8, we nasty women are gonna are gonna march our NASTY feet to cast our NASTY votes to get you out of our lives FOREVER.

YAY, Elizabeth Warren is a nasty woman, just like Hillary! To be fair, we already knew this, but it's good to hear her say it, and also to hear about getting Donald Trump out of our lives forever.

You know what this means, don't you? It means you should buy an Elizabeth Warren T-shirt to wear on your boobs! Or a Hillary Clinton "Nasty Woman" shirt or a tote bag, for carrying around your various Nasty Woman implements! Here is what they look like:

Don't you need to buy one million of each of those shirts, as Christmas Hanukkah Festivus presents for all the nasty women in your life? Yes you do, supplies are running out, get yours today, don't delay, if you order within the next five minutes there's no special deal but you can give us dollars and we will send you t-shirts, hooray!

[Nasty Woman t-shirt / Elizabeth Warren t-shirt]

Evan Hurst

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