Nation of Celeb-Lovin' Retards Reacts To Castro Death Rumors
As celebrity gossipmonger and known Anti-Castro Cuban-American Perez "Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr." Hilton is the only News Source claiming Castro is actually dead, we have no choice but to collect a lot of utterly insane comments from his readers, who would usually be reading about the drug-whore exploits of Lindsey Wagner or whoever, but now they are confronted with Possible Global Breaking Political News. Plus, it's Friday.
* I fucking hate Cubans. A fucking cuban molested me when I was 12. Everyone in Cuba should be shot dead. Thanks to them, I am scared to go out now. Fucking bastards.
* he survived all those attempts to take his life... thankfully god stepped in and said fuck you castro!
* Hopefully!!! It's time!!! Fidel - Chavez - Bush = same shit with different smell!
* My husband won many photo awards covering the Cuban Boat Lift. That man was an animal and our hearts and souls go out to the people of Cuba and their descendants that they may finally be free.
* God, I am so bored of listening to you say "This site exclusivly reveals." Who gives a fuck you flabby cunt
* You're a moron. It is 4:05 and there is nothing ANYWHERE! If there were to be a news conference it wouldn't just be in Miami, it isn't as though Cubans ONLY live in Miami, you gigantic fuck. It would be a national story. It would be everywhere! Stop perpetuating lies that really effect peoples lives.
* IS IT TRUE PEREZ THAT THE "REAL" FIDEL CASTRO DIED IN 1981 AND THEN HE HAS A CIA PLANT LOOK-ALIKE TO IMPERSONATE HIM AND STUFF? THE NAME OF THE CIA PLANT WAS ALEXIS PAPAGOS? ARE THIS TRUE OR WHAT
* May he burn in hellk for all etternity! This has made my Fiday! Godbless the Cuban citizens. I hope rise up and embrace Capitalism, and freedom, and start to rebuild their beautiful island! I love Cubans!
* OMG, Breaking News: Breaking News: Former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega can be extradited to France to serve a 10-year sentence for money laundering charges a Federal judge in Miami ruled. Keep the real reporting to real reporters. You're ruining any semblance of credibility you may once have established for yourself.
* Perez, your aunt's cousin's husband in Hialeah is NOT a credible news source when it comes to Castro's health. Los viejos siempre estan revueltos y Fidel sigue jodiendo. You are really going to damage your credibility trying to scoop everyone on Castro. You lived in Miami long enough to know que los cubanos siempre hablamos mierda.
A Little While Longer [Perez Hilton]
Fidel Castro Dead? [Snopes]