National Day of Mourning For Anna Nicole Smith?

Our nation is finished. - Wonkette

As our nation mourns this tragic loss, we urge you to share your memories and baseless opinions here in the comments. There is no word, yet, on whether or not federal offices will be closed Friday -- but you can assume they will be, so don't worry about going to work. Our flagpoles are all at half-mast tonight.

Don't miss the comments beneath our original post. Here's a sample from Lionel Hutz:

From Drudge, who is treating this like World War III:
She Died Like Marilyn...
Does that mean she was having sex with Bush and one of his brothers, and that they poisoned her?

Good night, America's First Princess. It seems to us you lived your life like a candle or something.

Earlier:Supreme Court Icon Anna Nicole Smith Drops Dead


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