Nefarious Homosexual Lobby Gets Megyn Kelly A Better Fox News Time Slot, Makes The Bigots Sad


Where oh where is a tinfoil-hat-wearing bigot supposed to turn these days for hatespeech dressed up as news? It sure isn't Fox, that's for sure. First, Foxrefuses to cover BENGHAZIIIII!!!!!! 27 hours a day ("24 hours in a day" is just a liberal hoax like global warming or gravity), and now it is going full-on Sodomy and Gomorrah, rainbow flag-waving, wearing assless chaps in the Pride March, Friend of Dorothy GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY:

As part of a national journalism conference on Tuesday, August 20, America’s Survival, Inc. (ASI), a public policy organization, is officially releasing a new report on radical changes at Fox News that should cause great concern to pro-family conservatives.

“Pushing Sean Hannity out of the 9:00 p.m. slot, to make way for pro-homosexual advocate Megyn Kelly, is another sign of the channel’s left-ward drift and decline,” said ASI President Cliff Kincaid, a veteran journalist and media critic.

Ha ha ha, pro-family conservatives, take THAT! You might think the Gay AgendaTM is about fighting discrimination in the workplace and being able to marry whomever you damn well please and being able to adopt children what are rotting away in orphanages and being able to visit loved ones in the hospital and stuff like that, but NOOOOOOOOOO, that's all red herring stuff to distract you from the REAL goal of the agenda has always been to get Megyn Kelly a better time slot on Fox. WINNING!

The author of this 40,000-word report -- Jesus H-is-for-homosexual Christ, how does a person take 40,000 words to say ZOMG! GAYZ!? -- is none other than Peter LaBarbera, who is the head of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, and is so dedicated to his professional truth-seeking that he likes to watch lots of live gay sexytime and take pictures.

LaBarbera offers some pretty damning evidence that Megyn Kelly is practically Ellen Degeneres (but without the hot wife):

One of the examples cited is how Kelly emerged as a “Transgender Advocate” for “Chaz” Bono, after the former child actor switched genders from female to male. Kelly was “arrogant and belligerent” in a 2011 interview with Dr. Keith Ablow, in response to his excellent article urging parents not to let their impressionable children watch “Chaz” Bono on “Dancing with the Stars.” Kelly’s hostile interview with Dr. Ablow reached a low point when she accused him of “adding to the hate” against transgenders.

The report adds, “Viewers should remember that it was Kelly… who set up Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Thump the Bible’ hubbub by stating that in her prior interview with Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, she did not hear any ‘compelling’ arguments against same-sex ‘marriage.’ This led O’Reilly to enthusiastically agree and make his famous remark (which many Christians and conservatives found pejorative).”

Can't argue with that. As if Kelly's refusal to show proper deference to "Dr." "Keith" "Ablow" -- aka America's Worst Psychiatrist, who believes the government needs to get out of your gun safe and into your bed -- didn't prove it, her failure to understand that EWWWWW, GAY STUFF!!!!! is all the "compelling" argument you need to oppose marriage equality certainly does.

We are very sad for you, bigots, that your Fox has forsaken you. And by sad we mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SUCK IT!

[Truth Wins Out]

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The Church of Scientology had some thoughts about Our Robyn's piece, Who Wants To Watch A Creepy White Guy Rap About Scientology? We had some thoughts about their thoughts.

Thanks for writing in, Scientology! As you doubtless realized when you didn't demand we take down our story, but requested it instead, our opinions of your weird cult and that poor young man's rap skills are protected by the First Amendment. (I learned about libel law in college and grad school but also on the job: I was in newspapers so long that I was actually colleagues with Tony Ortega -- about whom you sound quite "venomous" and "biased" -- at the very same newspaper chain you can't believe he defended! Next up, please show your due diligence by talking trash about a woman you didn't know was my mom.)

Also, a lot of your former members say on the record that you kidnap people, and stalk them, and harass them, and sometimes beat them up good, and I request that if so, fucking stop it.

The rest of you click the headline, if you want your OPEN THREAD.

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Monday's Trump-Putin press conference landed on the entire free world like a hot treason-shaped turd, didn't it? Congressional Republicans have been saying mean things about it on Twitter, and even Fox News has been less than 100% supportive! The White House communications department obviously knew it had a crisis on its hands, what with how it's generally considered inappropriate for the leader of the free world to get on all fours in front of the Russian president and wag his tail and slobber with anticipation while he awaits his next marching orders. WOMP WOMP, etc.

So the comms department typed up a thing for the president to read aloud today at the beginning of his meeting with members of Congress, about how he was VERY SORRY he said one word incorrectly during the Putin presser. That's right, only one word of that whole fucking shitshow was wrong. All the rest of his traitor words were exactly what he meant to say.

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