Nevada Chicken Costumes Exiled To Baltimore
Wonkette "morning zoo" host Josh Fruhlinger emails from his elitist iphone on the set of teevee'sThe Wire: "Ken, this chicken-suited man is across the street from the burrito place RIGHT NOW! Why is he here? We're not even voting today! I am scared!" Us too! Plus, nobody's sending Funny Polling Place Pictures! What the Hell?
The real outrage is that Josh is apparently really scared of a harmless drug dealer/mass murderer in a chicken suit by the burrito place. Was it scary, Josh, to get within a block of the chicken man?