CNN launched its fancy new "politics ticker" today, which had us all excited for about 11 seconds as we envisioned the actual hilarious CNN ticker on our computer screens.

TEEN IDOL BREAKS ENGAGEMENT AFTER ONE WEEK ... OPRAH'S BEAU, GRAHAM, TALKS RACE WITH LARRY KING ... INJURED DOLPHIN MAY GET PROSTHETIC TAIL ....

But it's not a ticker at all. It's just a blog with some political stuff.

CNN Political Ticker [CNN]