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New Film Has Important Information About Charlie Crist!

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Oh brother, here we go again. Charlie Crist, the governor of Florida, is known for precisely two things: being orange, and having a dreadfulporn mustache in the 1970s, which was the style at the time. Everybody likes to make jokes about how (allegedly!) gay he is, jokes that were only made more hilarious by his engagement to a lady right around the time last year that John McCain was supposed to pick him as his running "mate."


But Crist got passed over and he still had to marry that woman. And people shook their heads sadly over what a mess he'd made of things, having to marry some broad and put his suspiciously long bachelor days behind him.

Now he's one of the subjects of a movie about gay Republicans, and all these folks in this movie apparently go on camera and solemnly declare, "Yeah Charlie Crist is totally gay, I fucked him once and I am a man" and really this is exciting because ...?

This is about as titillating as news that Oprah is fat again.

Florida's GOP Governor to Be Outed in Explosive Documentary Released Today [Raw Story]

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It is a day ending with "day," so obviously it is time for Elizabeth Warren to open her shrill harpy yammerbox and yell at some poor soul just doing his or her job. Who is getting "the business" today? Is it the bankers? Is it the people who are supposed to beregulating the bankers? (Haha, just kidding, "supposed to be regulating the bankers" is not a thing.) Is it Scott Brown, to rekindle the passions of yesteryear? No, Elizabeth Warren has moved on from those things -- for now! -- and is yelling at the people who do the student loans, instead.

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In what is bound to be the most exciting counterdemonstration since that one time you heckledBrother Jed when he came to your college (only far less fun), some strange wingnut group has announced that it will hold a big ex-gay rally at the end of this month in Washington DC. So far, only the organizers themselves are confirmed as attending, although they have invited some big names that they are totally sure will show up, like Michele Bachmann and Jim DeMint. And OK, maybe "rally" is the exactly wrong word, since it's DC at the end of July, and the only event that's actually been announced is a dinner and reception (pdf link) at the Family Research Council, which is coming off its hugely successful "call2fall" prayer thing that rescued America yesterday, if you didn't notice. But still, it'll be epic, maybe!

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