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Newt Gingrich's latest campaign ad is the shoestringiest thing you could possibly make if you wanted to simply remind people that you speak loudly and forcefully in debates, insult your competitors whilst sounding like a hormonally-charged high school debate team member, and categorically cannot stand the President. The ad consists of Star Wars-like music combined with two debate snippets and some applause. And that's kind of it. Muffin does show up at the very end to approve the message...of himself speaking and being applauded.

There are words. Words about how more people have gotten on food stamps under Obama "than any president in American history" and how if liberals don't like people being happy then screw them, basically. (???) The ad ends by Gingrich promising that he will help people find jobs, get jobs, keep jobs, and then eventually "own" jobs. What?

White House press secretary Jay Carney responded to the food stamps comment (which occurred during Monday's debate in South Carolina), making the obvious hello-there-is-a-recession observation and also calling a spade a spade i.e. Newt Gingrich "crazy." [BuzzFeed]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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