New Nut To Join Comical Race For GOP Nomination
Is Ron Paul too rational for you? Unconvinced by Mitt Romney's commitment to personally fund all abortions? Has Tom Tancredo failed to keep the Mexicans out of your town?
Republican primary voters, meet your new nut: It's Senator Tom Coburn from the great state of Oklahoma! Here are some highlights of Coburn's brave career:
* He is very much anti-abortion, but he sort of enjoys sterilizing women without their consent.
* Speaking of women, did you know they are much healthier with fake tits?
* He boldly stood up for the beloved, innocent insecticide DDT when the libtards wanted to honor some psycho who helped get it banned!
* "Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in Southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it."
SEND TOM COBURN!
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