New Poll: Bush 0%, Kerry 75%, Satan 25%
Finally, some good polling news for the Kerry campaign:
[Bush] has staked his campaign on the war on terror. But those who speak the language of the Trek warrior race--known to disdain dishonor, or quvHa'ghach--seem alienated by Iraq and other issues.So these were the foreign leaders Kerry was talking about! Bush should take heart, though: We hear the right track/wrong track numbers on Klingon are really bad.
According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support the Democratic nominee.
Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.
Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll.
Of course, everyone knows Klingons can't vote in U.S. presidential elections. Well, maybe in Cook County.