New Ways to Pay Your Cabbie Revealed

* "Dear Kind Parking Enforcement Officer: Came for lunch with my attorney, who assured me this 'IOU' was sufficient because I do not carry coins." [Metroblogging DC]


* "My regular riders call me and I take them where ever they want to go and they pay me what ever they want. They pay me in cash, bag of weeds, lottery tickets, food stamps, blow jobs...." [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]

* "Of course, he gives the game away when you realize he's mainly concerned with teacher unions. Will isn't concerned whatsoever with the poor downtrodden children forced into Dickensian workhouses that liberals and big bad teacher union bureaucrats call 'public schools.' These children don't exist in his world, because they aren't going to grow up to be little overprivileged bowtie wearing stuffed shirt prigs..." [Countersignature]

* "Can I make copies of that?" [Eavesdrop DC]

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