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2017: The Year We Punched Nazis

Well, there was a year. And it had fucking Nazis in it.

Firstly, FUCK OFF 2017 GET IN THE BIN. ALL THE WAY IN THE BIN.

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Elections

2017: The Year Those Stupid Fucking Lawyer Jokes Finally Died

What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!

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Elections

2017: The Year We ... Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.

A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!

You guys! We have survived! It is already 2018 in whole parts of the world and that's just fucking great because so far I have heard no reports from overseas about the oceans rising up or a nuclear attack which means that no matter what happens between now and your midnight, some humans survived 2017.

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Science

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.

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News

Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review

Boy howdy if the year of our Lord 2017 ain't been one hell of a shit pile. To channel my inner Jim Lahey, a real shit cherry, sitting on the top of a shit sundae, with streams of hot shit topping flowing around the shit sprinkles. But I, your humble Shypixel, am here to fix all of that for you.

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Weekly Top Ten

Your Annual Top Ten SURVIVED THE FIRST YEAR OF TRUMP HELL, OH YES IT DID

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP 10 STORIES OF 2017 RIGHT NOW!

This seems appropriate.

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