New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On
Haven't you been patient, NYC? (No, you have not.) Well it is FINALLY your turn for a Wonkette Drinky Thing (the last -- and best? -- of our East Coast world Tour), if you can wait until tomorrow (Thursday) night. Time and location, where it says "read more"!
Having WARRED on the Philadelphia Drinking Liberally, we have decided it is time to annex
the Sudetenland the NYC Drinking Liberally. We have not told them this, so as to better have guerrilla sneak attacks on our side.
We will arrive at Rudy's Bar, at 627 9th Avenue, near 44th St., at 7 p.m. on Thursday. It is cash-only, so your Editrix will have a limited number of Benjies with which to buy you pitchers, as is her habit.
Be there or be a fucking idiot.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.