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New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On

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Haven't you been patient, NYC? (No, you have not.) Well it is FINALLY your turn for a Wonkette Drinky Thing (the last -- and best? -- of our East Coast world Tour), if you can wait until tomorrow (Thursday) night. Time and location, where it says "read more"!


Having WARRED on the Philadelphia Drinking Liberally, we have decided it is time to annex the Sudetenland the NYC Drinking Liberally. We have not told them this, so as to better have guerrilla sneak attacks on our side.

We will arrive at Rudy's Bar, at 627 9th Avenue, near 44th St., at 7 p.m. on Thursday. It is cash-only, so your Editrix will have a limited number of Benjies with which to buy you pitchers, as is her habit.

Be there or be a fucking idiot.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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