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[contextly_sidebar id="B3oHsDTpbG1yJWX3HsfntEv1KLEwQYi7"]Allo allo allo! New York City we are in you, and Manhattan can go fuck itself! Meet us and the Official Wonkette Baby (star of stage and screen) at Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens, Saturday let us say from 3:30 to 7!

Since it is a beer hall, will there be a "putsch"? No, we leave that for Trump rallies. See you there, fuckers! (Washington, DC, we will see you SUNDAY, from 4 to 7 p.m. for a LONELY HEARTS CLUB PARTY. Where? RFD Chinatown, 810 7th St NW, Washington, DC.) We love you bye bye.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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