Crime

Manhattan DA Reportedly Getting Closer And Closer To Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg, So Tick Tock, MF-er!

Any old time now would be fine, for America.

If you are like most good and patriotic Americans, you are reaching a weary point as we hit the summer, and most experts agree some damn indictments and perp walks would help. When oh when OH WHEN are some people going to start being held accountable for the misery America was just put through for four solid years, and also too the misery the same people are still putting America through? WHEN?

Tick tock!

Speaking of "tick tock," the New York Times reported last night that the clock's ticking and tocking may be getting super-urgent for Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg, who reportedly may "face charges as soon as this summer."

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News

McDonalds Employees Really Wish You Knew This! Tabs, Wed., June 16, 2021

Wanna come up and see our tabs?

I NEED YOU! To find one poor family and make sure they know they'll get FOUR WEEKS to file with the IRS so they get their lovely, refundable child tax credit to HALVE CHILD POVERTY. Info at Humanity Forward! Do it today!!!

I mean, every minute of those four years were worse than Watergate, but here's why the latest Trump DOJ revelations were worse than Watergate. — Eric Boehlert at PressRun

Exactly the Republicans you thought would vote against congressional gold medals for the police who stopped the Capitol Riots voted against congressional gold medals for the police who stopped the Capitol Riots.

Chatcave, me: But what was their PURPOSE? I mean, I know what their real purpose was. What were they claiming? Liz: Critical Race Theory?

Margarine Taylor Greene apologized for her Holocaust comments, possibly sincerely! (Shut the fuck up, me, stop believing in spite of everything that people are really good at heart.) (Mediaite)

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Local News

Meet Ivory Hecker, Who Just Goat-Boned Her News Career To Death For James O'Keefe. Somebody Give Her Job?

It's OK to laugh. God is.

Ivory Hecker is (was?) a news reporter at Houston's Fox affiliate, Fox 26. Ivory Hecker was supposed to say a report about "heat wave." Instead Ivory Hecker said she is gonna EXPOSE the CENSORSHIPS at FOX — no, not Fox News, Fox 26 — and that she "found" a very integrity-filled group of journalists to help her do this. That's right, she is a secret Project Veritas operative!

And she just ... said this. On TV. When she was supposed to say, "Hoo boy, what a heat wave!"

This video is what we in the actual blogging journalism business call "fucking amazing."

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Sex

DC Comics HEREBY ORDERS Batman Be Crappy At Sex

Yes, we’re going to talk about this.

Everyone's all up in Bruce Wayne's bat business after the co-creator of HBO Max's "Harley Quinn" series claimed that DC Comics has very specific opinions about Batman's sex life.

"Harley Quinn" is an adult animated series starring Kaley Cuoco (who's AMAZING). It's an adult comedy with graphic violence and sexual shenanigans. It's TV-MA with the full nasty. DC is usually pretty supportive, according to creator Justin Halpern, but the company drew a hard line when it came to a scene between Batman and Catwoman, both of whom are fictional characters.

"It's incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway," said Halpern. "A perfect example of that is in this third season of Harley [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, 'You can't do that. You absolutely cannot do that.' They're like, 'Heroes don't do that.' So, we said, 'Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?' They were like, 'No, it's that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.'"

Say what? Heroes don't go downtown? It's all missionary with one swashbuckler boot firmly on the floor? Full disclosure, the Catwoman in "Harley Quinn" is an Eartha Kitt-looking sister, voiced by the stunning Sanaa Lathan. This is not a Catwoman who tolerates vanilla. The integrity of the series demands that Batman get busy on Catwoman's furry places.

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