https://www.wonkette.com/p/nigel-farage-fake-quits-parliamentWonketteen2026-07-08T17:30:17+00:00Nigel Farage Fake-Quits Parliament To Evade Investigation, Must Now Run Against Bloke Wearing Rubbish Bin On Headhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/troubled-teen-program-where-parisWonketteen2026-07-08T15:15:50+00:00'Troubled Teen' Program Where Paris Hilton Was Tortured Is Finally Going Downhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/weird-how-none-of-maga-reps-whiteWonketteen2026-07-08T14:03:05+00:00Weird How None Of MAGA Rep.'s White Supremacist Posts Feature The Dinesh D'Souza's Daughter He Reproduces Withhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-continues-humiliating-selfWonketteen2026-07-08T12:55:41+00:00Trump Continues Humiliating Self And America At NATOhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/m-m-m-moscow-mitch-tabs-wed-julyWonketteen2026-07-08T11:03:12+00:00M-M-M-Moscow Mitch! Tabs, Wed., July 8, 2026https://www.wonkette.com/p/is-mitch-mcconnell-dead-a-wonkvestigationWonketteen2026-07-07T20:21:16+00:00Is Mitch McConnell Dead? A Wonkvestigation!https://www.wonkette.com/p/graham-platner-trying-to-set-termsWonketteen2026-07-07T16:15:03+00:00Graham Platner Trying To Set Terms Of Throwing Race To Susan Collinshttps://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-jinx-strikes-us-mens-soccerfootballWonketteen2026-07-07T15:17:34+00:00Trump Jinx Strikes US Men's Soccer/Football Teamhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/that-time-mother-jones-almost-endedWonketteen2026-07-07T14:02:43+00:00That Time Mother Jones Almost Ended American Child Labor!https://www.wonkette.com/p/mom-who-claimed-vaccines-killed-herWonketteen2026-07-07T12:56:16+00:00Mom Who Claimed Vaccines Killed Her Kids Has Been Charged With Their Murderhttps://www.wonkette.com/p/welp-tabs-tues-july-7-2026Wonketteen2026-07-07T11:03:30+00:00Welp. Tabs, Tues., July 7, 2026https://www.wonkette.com/p/feeling-free-yet-wonkette-one-a-dayWonketteen2026-07-06T23:00:47+00:00Feeling Free Yet? Wonkette One-A-Day for July 7, 2026!https://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-july-4-sees-crowds-as-smallWonketteen2026-07-06T20:21:03+00:00Trump's July 4 Sees Crowds As Small As His Tiny Hands