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Newsflash: Jessica Cutler Not a Model of Moral Rectitude. Blog at 11.

We're getting reports that Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler may be 26, not, in fact, 24. She also may not actually have received a degree from Syracuse University. When we asked Washingtonienne -- we believe what we read in the WP, what do we know? -- she refused to answer, saying, "I don't know why that's important." A classic non-denial denial! We don't know whether to be disheartened or impressed. On the one hand: An ex-low-level Senate staffer puffing up her resume and taking two years off her age? Could it be that people who work in Washington are not entirely truthful about their pasts? Someone should look into this.


On the other hand: How precocious! We didn't start lying about our age until we turned 30. Uhm. . . Rather, we don't plan to start lying about our age until we're 30. . .

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY SPEAKS!! DESTINYLAND EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT DESTINYLAND!!! [Destinyland]

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