Newsmax Shocker: Stupid Dumb Jerk Joe Biden Slept In Hotel, Is Your New Marie Antoinette
Go to the kitchen and fix somemacaroni and cut-up hot dog's, Michelle Obama, there is a new Marie Antoinette in town running up shocking tabs on the taxpayers' dime -- one hundred million dimes? One thousand dimes? Somewhere in between? MATH. And that someone is
Old Handsome Stupid Dumb Jerk Joe Biden, who thinks that just because he is the "vice president" of the "United States" and he is going to Europe to "meet with" David Cameron in London and do something in Paris ("surrender," probably), he gets to stay in a hotel. What the fuck dude, too good for Airbnb?
Let us read the horrible details as provided by Newsmax, that we may pick up our pitchforks with the proper slavering rage:
Vice President Joe Biden’s one-day trips to Paris and London in February cost American taxpayers more than $1 million, according to multiple reports.
Biden and his security detail rung up a $585,000.50 tab for a single night on Feb. 4 at the Hotel Intercontinental Paris Le Grand, a luxurious five-star hotel near the Louvre Museum, The Weekly Standard reports.
Meanwhile, The Daily Mail in London reports that Biden’s group spent $459,388.65 for one night on Feb. 5 at the Hyatt Regency in London, where the vice president met with Prime Minister David Cameron.
The contract for the London trip specified that Biden’s crew required 136 hotel rooms for that one-night stay, The Daily Mail reports.
Biden’s wife, Dr. Jill Biden, accompanied him to Paris on his European trip, which also included a stop in Germany.
The Mail reports that Biden’s entourage required more than 100 rooms at Le Grand. One night in the presidential suite there costs more than $3,800.
Why are you sleeping in over 100 hotel rooms in one night, Joe Biden? And what kind of monster takes his wife with him to Paris, where she obviously added one million dollars all by herself to the tab (she doubtless had one hundred rooms to herself as well as probably flying on three planes at the same time).
Anybody who thinks that Joe Biden "and his security detail" didn't require more than 100 hotel rooms all by themselves and that maybe other government officials or even reporters or someone joined them for some purpose is as big of a dumb stupid jerk as Joe Biden, and we don't want to hear anything about the purpose these people may have had in being in London, Paris and Germany, since the people clearly do not exist.
We would like to close this excellent post by encouraging Newsmax to dig further into this terrible scandal. We didn't read a word about the cost of running Air Force Two and the number of chefs and dogwalkers on the plane. We do commend you though for getting the White House Tours in there at the end. It was just under the buzzer, sure, but at least you know what the Important Things are.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.