Has an infantile Republican has-been ever been so excited about Easter chocolates? Newt Gingrich usually gets his spouse cancer and a divorce for Easter, so he was super excited when his latest wife, "Callista," got the big fat baby some children's Easter treats. And this was hardly Newt's only Twitter paean to candy on the solemn occasion of the Lord's return from the grave. Three more drooling-for-candies messages preceded this one.

[We Are In Agreement via Wonkette operative "Dave C."]