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Newt Gingrich, that brilliant historian of history who knows history real good, is seriously worried Barack Obama will weaken America's place in the world when he visits Hiroshima later this month, the first time a sitting U.S. president has traveled to the site of the first atomic bombing. And while the administration has taken pains to insist that the visit will not involve an apology for the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which killed at least 129,000 people, Gingrich told the "Breitbart News Today" podcast he's quite certain the president "will have some kind of mindless anti-American apology at some time," because of course Obama simply hates America that much.

I think he's gonna tell us we should all be against nuclear weapons, which I think we should certainly be against the use of nuclear weapons, but I don't know that the world becomes safer. You know, we had a period here where the U.S. and the Soviet Union, and to a much lesser extent the British and the French and the Chinese held a balance of terror which actually has prevented a war for a very long time. If you look at most of human history, to go for human history for literally 70 years without a major war is remarkable. And there's a chance we'll go further.

Hooray for The Bomb and Mutually Assured Destruction and the Balance of Terror, which have left us safe to have tons of proxy wars without ending life on earth! The Cold War worked, people. But now Obama's going to screw it all up by going to a museum and probably writing some Bible verse about "peace" in the guest book at the Peace Memorial Museum while he's still president, instead of waiting until he's safely out of office like Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter did.

Somehow, Newt seems to think this will destabilize the world, because America's dick will get soft if Obama so much as suggests that incinerating people in nuclear fire is a bad thing. (And hey, let's not even think about discussing the morality of the American firebombing of Japanese cities, which killed over 300,000, mostly civilians, and essentially wiped out all but five Japanese urban areas -- the ones we were "saving" to drop the atomic bombs on).

Later, Gingrich really got to the point that makes his perspective so much wiser than Obama's wimpy capitulation to our Forever Foe, Imperial Japan (which ceased to exist 70 years ago, but is still the enemy). He patiently explained that Harry S. Truman decided to drop the bomb because he believed an invasion of the Japanese mainland would have cost a million American lives, and also, Gingrich met a WWII vet who said he was glad Truman used the bomb to end the war because he was sure that's the only reason he's alive today. Contrast that with the weak, sniveling apology-laden statement from White House spokesman Josh Earnest:

“What I think the president does appreciate is that President Truman made this decision for the right reasons,” said Josh Earnest, the White House press secretary. Those reasons included a focus on the security of the United States and ending a terrible war, he said.

“I think given the way that President Truman approached this dilemma and given the outcome, I think it’s hard to look back and second-guess him too much,” Mr. Earnest said.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/457825/nation-weeps-as-obama-daughters-eat-asian-food-on-day-of-infamy"></a>[/wonkbar]So obviously, while Obama won't be apologizing in Hiroshima, and Japan's prime Minister Shinzo Abe has made it clear no apology is expected, we all know this is all said with a wink, because Obama bows to an Emperor or a robot every damn time he's in Japan. The president may as well just be pissing on the graves of all those brave boys who stormed the beaches at Normandy for even showing his face in Japan. As comments on YouTube videos of the 2011 earthquake and Tsunami reminded us, many revenge-minded American teenagers still think Japan needs to be nuked and drowned and earthquaked and Godzilla'd a few hundred more times before we can really get even for Pearl Harbor.

Gingrich went on to praise Donald Trump for his "brilliant" foreign policy and willingness to use force whenever it's good for America, while Obama and Hillary Clinton, and even the Republican establishment, are weak and keep giving away all of America's advantages, constantly relying on stupid things like the UN and other international agreements. You'll never see Donald Trump going to Hiroshima's Peace Museum, unless of course he arrives riding on the nose of a hydrogen bomb like Slim Pickens. YEEEEEE-HAW!

[WaPo / RightWingWatch / NYT / Atlantic / Asia-Pacific Journal]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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