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Newt Gingrich Will Reassess His Plan To Declare Himself American Emperor

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Newt, Newt, our hero Newt,what are you talking about? Weren't we supposed to ride this train all the way to Tampa and fuck shit up at the convention? Now you're saying you're going to reassess the campaign after tonight. Weak, Newt. The Newt of '78-'94 wouldn't have caved like this. That Newt would've castrated Mitt Romney with a T-Rex skull, on pay-per-view. And then he would've gotten thrown out of the speakership, but still... would've been awesome.


Newt, according to NBC News, will "reassess his candidacy depending on his finish in Delaware" tonight. Yeah, as ol' Lee Atwater maybe used to say, never drop out of a late-game national primary season until you've seen where Delaware lands, because it's sort of a kingmaker -- assuming more than zero people turn out. But sure, hinge it on a close Delaware primary that Romney doesn't care about at all if that helps you save face. Knowing Newt, though, "depending on his finish in Delaware" probably means he'll drop out if he wins and keep going if he loses.

[Reuters]

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While Donald Trump went to make fart noises at America's foes in the EU and shit all over our traditional enemy, the United Kingdom, it seems his administration had some tough talk for those darned Britons or English or Ukies -- they have many names! -- about the UK's oppression of religious minorities. Or at least the oppression of one guy: Tommy Robinson, the founder of the far-right anti-Muslim English Defence League, and his religious freedom to violate a court order, Reuters reports.

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The House Freedom Caucus is at it again, and this time they're taking aim at fellow Republican Rod Rosenstein. Politico reported Friday that Mark Meadows (R-Cackalacky) and Jim Jordan (R-Coverup) are ginning up support to impeach the deputy attorney general. See, Rosenstein is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER for refusing to turning over all the DOJ's confidential source material on the Russia investigation so that the GOP treason weasels can selectively leak it to their pals at Fox.

Rod Rosenstein does not have time for this shit -- he's busy right now indicting all those Russian military officials for hacking our election!

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