Next Week In the 'Times': 'Blind Dates' Often Lead to Sexy Jacuzzi Encounters
Before you titter at the obviousness of it all, you should know that the Times, being a stringent defender of our American Way of Life, whole-heartedly supports this "going wild" as a fun and easy way to fight against repressive Islamofascism!
(Nope, sorry. That was a lie. They're morally panicking about it, per usual.)