your mom has really let herself go.

So you're finally getting arrested after six weeks of occupying a bird sanctuary, for freedom. You've got the number of a crazy assemblywoman -- much better than a lawyer. You drank some water and had a snack. Everything's in order for your trip to the hoose- ... OH NO YOU FORGOT TO SMEAR HUMAN SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

Just kidding, of course you didn't.

The US Fish and Wildlife Service has released photos of the disgusting mess left by the nasty-ass crackers. It's like the worst scenes from Hoarders, except the Bundy militia folk didn't bother to poop into plastic bags. Let's put on our Judgey Faces and have a gander!

That is NOT OKAY, disgusting Bundy Militia jailbirds! Ain't nobody want your hepatitis!

When you occupy federal land because it belongs to all of us (and you don't let the rest of "all of us" in), maybe try not to make it look quite so much like home. Also, here we should mention a Flickr reader's comment on the above scene: "Hope that Lincoln Town Car (David Fry's originally and presumably seized now) is gonna be restored." Darned federal jackboots don't even appreciate fine Detroit metal! David Fry, you'll recall, was the very last holdout who tried his best to commit suicide by FBI until everyone said Hallelujah!"

I feel like I have seen this room before? Oh! Here!

Oh, my mistake. You are much grosser and dirtier than Sexy Naked Gun Man, who is actually quite neat and tidy. He would be like "maybe you should see a therapist. Here, I'll hold your guns."

Eh, honestly I've seen worse.

And there you have it! Just some of the photos documenting the multi-million-dollar mess those brave patriots left behind at the Malheur Bird Refuge, for America. If it really is The People's Land, you'd think these people would take better care of it? What good friends and neighbors except for how it is the opposite of that.

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