Nice Time: MRC Posts 'Gotcha' Video About California's Transgender Locker Room Law, Accidentally Fills It With Nuance And Thoughtfulness
This fellow Dan Joseph, from Brent Bozell's Media Research Center, posted a hilarious-so-funny video of himself pretending to be "a transgender" by talking like a BIIIIIIIG FAG and lisping things like "My name is Dan, I am a transgender, which means I have the Man Parts? Can I come in your locker room with you because I am a pretty lady too?"
Oh, man, this guy likes "playing" gay (because gay and trans are the same thing, which Dan Joseph totally understands, and also all you have to do to be gay is lisp a lot) a little too much.
But what the Media Research Center might not have noted while it was posting its triumphant expose is that all the man-on-the-street interviews they did about how grotesque and world-ending it was for Jerry Brown to be all "okay Cali students, use the bathroom that matches your gender identity, no big" were, um, full of nuance and thoughtfulness! Did they even notice that? They didn't right? Basically every single person is like "yeah, no, we don't actually see a problem with it," and the few who do say that there could be hypothetical issues, or that it might be "problematic," are doing so from a space of, like, yeah, some people could be uncomfortable we guess, and there could hypothetically be teenage Dans out there trying to see some beav, but even then nobody's even the littlest bit upset about it. It could be complicated! That is not a crime against transgendered humanity to think so!
The only crime against humanity is Dan Joseph's face. :(
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