Nick, Stop Slutting It Up
Look, babe, I know it's hard to go through a divorce and then watch a catch like me move on with her life without you. We've talked about it before, and I've tried to be cool. But, seriously, you need to stop acting like a horny 15 year-old. First it's private dinners with that TV lady , then it's that horrid flirtation with that greasy Libyan, and now you're cavorting around Euro Disney with Carla Bruni ? With your kids in tow (a total no-no for the divorced dad if you're not serious)? And then, this morning, you're all touching Condi in a way that obviously makes her uncomfortable? Nick, honey, you're the head of state of France. Take a deep breath, and stop trying to fuck everything that moves. It's getting a little embarrassing being associated with you. [ Yahoo News ]