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No Comment: What Used to Be Remainders Edition

1. It's a nice country, but it can turn on you: "In this big, sweet country of ours, there's no such thing as perfect security." [CNN]


2. Chris Matthews: Voting is like getting money! "I don't want to be too retro here, but part of getting people ready to get to the polls is getting them prepared for sometimes complicated ballots, people that don‘t have a whole lot of education, poor people, not used to working some of this machinery, the ATM machines that the middle class are so familiar with, for example." [MSNBC]

3. Finally, we can sleep: Superhotties of the Federal Judiciary announced! Surprisingly highly placed? Souter, "transcending the stereotype of the weirdo who lives with his mom, and surprising most of us." [UTR, UTR]

4. It sort of makes up for his network calling Florida, really: "There is no other reporter in the country who reported more often George Bush’s misstatements. Every time he misspoke the English language, Carl Cameron, more than any other reporter, put it in the national news." [NYO]

5. Forbes magazine and Bill O'Reilly, down with thug life. "MURPHY: Right, but that's what rappers do right, they get arrested? O'REILLY: Yeah, I guess that's what they do..." [Low Culture]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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