No Homo!
* Maybe instead of kicking the homosexuals out of the army, we should raise an army of homosexuals and invade somewhere that's a real fixer-upper. [ NYT ]
* Bush is all like, "Hey, give me my money so I can keep on blowing shit up." [ NYT ]
* And Hillary Clinton's all like, "Hey, stay the fuck away from me." [ WP ]
* CNN admits they didn't really screen the questioners at the YouTube debate... and maybe that's because that's the point of the whole fucking thing. [ WP , WT ]
* The only thing better than watching Mitt Romney all crazy-eyed and frantically pandering as he runs for president is watching him lose. [ LAT ]
* Aw, look, Duncan Hunter got a headline. [ The Hill ]