No Problem Here

No Problem Here

The war on terror is over, and America won! Here is proof, in the form of a rusty emergency box directly outside the Longworth House Office Building on Capitol Hill. If any homeland security threats remained, this box would surely be unblemished, maybe even operational!

But don't let a little rust worry you; it's still impossible to get anywhere near the Capitol without the requisite x-ray checks, metal detectors, and youthful tour guides.


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