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Nobody Right-Wing Senator Endorses Rudy's War On Fetuses

Yep, he's a fraud, too! - WonketteRudy Giuliani wants to be president so he can take away the guns of gay fetuses before aborting the little ones, and a "social conservative" senator has decided to endorse Rudy's bold campaign. Sadly, nobody has ever heard of the "family values" senator, who was recently sworn in as the senator from ... we don't know, actually. Guam?


Let's hunt for clues, after the jump.

Giuliani is the leading Republican candidate at the moment. His promise to make every day like 9/11 has resonated with the GOP base. Those voters have grown depressed as they've lost their jobs and homes while the Republican leaders in the White House and Congress are all falling apart in one evil scam or another -- everyone wants to return to the clarity of September 11, 2001, when we could not find our president and Rudy Giuliani proudly walked around the ruins of New York, which had been blown up.

"It's very clear to me that he's not running for president to advance some liberal social agenda," said the new senator.

Rudy was laughing in the corner as he knocked over his collapsible WTC model, again, and sang homosexual opera tunes at the top of his voice while police tear-gassed a mob of his ex-wives.

Giuliani wins backing of conservative senator [Reuters]

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The Dumb Song Of J. Dinesh Prufrock

A quick Dear Shitferbrains for you smart kids today, in response to our recent piece on Dinesh D'Souza's continued insistence that historian Kevin M. Kruse please bitchslap him with facts again and again. It turns out we picked the wrong historian to lionize, according to "Hadding Scott," who dropped by to let us know we had foolishly referred to a mere Princeton professor instead of to the most comprehensive take-down-er of D'Souza's lies, "Hadding Scott" himself.

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Among the primary results from Tuesday that we didn't report: Chris Murphy, US Senator from Connecticut, managed to hold on to the Democratic nomination for a second term. Actually, if you want to get all technical about it, he didn't win the nom Tuesday -- he'd already been nominated at the state party convention in May, and the Dem primary was cancelled since Murphy was the only one to file. Murphy's also heavily favored to win reelection this fall. The biggest question for Murphy is whether he's hoping to seek some other office in a couple years. (As if any prominent Democratic senator hasn't already mentally compared their inaugural crowd size to Trump's.)

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