Nobody Wants To Live Next Door To Any Presidential Candidate

A shocking new poll by -- that site you stopped checking after your house became worthless -- shows that nobody really wants to live anywhere near the power-mad scumbags running for president. Asked if they'd like to have Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, John Edwards, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Dennis Kucinich, Joe Biden or Ron Paul as a next-door neighbor, the top choice was "None of them."

According to the survey, 16% of people who took the survey said they didn't want any of these people living anywhere near them. Barack Obama came in second place, after "None," with 13% -- but that's just because of people trying to act like they're not racist.

In last place, of course, is Dr. Congressman Ron Paul. Only 3% of Americans want Dr. Paul as a neighbor, because they hate freedom and gold.

Do Democrats make better neighbors? [Zillow Blog]


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