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Non-Votergasmic

The GWU student newspaper makes a not-quite-entirely surprising discovery: Votergasm hasn't really taken Washington by storm. Only two people have taken the pledge to have sex with a voter.


In other words: What if you voted in D.C. and nobody came?

Voting drive promises sex on Election Day [GWU Hatchet]

UPDATE: What with the drugs and the rock and roll, we sort of weren't paying enough attention to the sex. We misread the Hatchet article, which actually reveals that D.C. only has two Votergasm parties. Loads -- ahem -- of people have signed up as individual sex-for-votes traders. So, now this issue is following through! Remember: Voting doesn't make someone more attractive, lots of liquor does!

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