* People need to learn what a privilege it is to be tortured by the United States. [NYT]
* Because we do it better than the Africans do. [NYT]
* Fred talked about what a threat a president who can spell would be. [WP]
* Maybe if we leave Rudy and Mitt alone in a room, they'll kill each other. [Politico]
* Hillary is a healer. [WP]
* And her presidency is already a really busy one. [The Hill]
* It's been too long since members of Congress have been indicted for things. Time to mix it up. [Roll Call]