Accountability Utah, a fun-loving watchdog group, has been distributing a flier accusing their local Senator Howard Stephenson of being a terrorist. Their hot slogan: "Not all terrorists wear turbans." (True: just the cool ones do.)
All of this is over a Utah bill which would revoke drivers licenses of non-citizens, replacing them with a driving privilege card. (Which is kind of dumb-ass, as the U.S. gives foreign driving privileges already -- a UK driver's license, for instance, lets you tool around American streets.) We think they'd be better off supporting a mandatory terrorist registration bill; we could weld metal turbans to all the terrorists' heads so we always know where they are! — C.S.
Attack compares senator to terrorist [Salt Lake Tribune]