Not-Change You Can Believe In

March 05, 2008 06:28 PM

Did Rush Limbaugh swing Texas for Clinton? Does the pope piss in the woods? [Ben Smith, Reason]
Bush's endorsement "does matter," just like punk's not dead. [Naked Politics]
Gee, thanks for your helpful words, Mr. President. [Think Progress]
Hillary wants a dual ticket, because that way she can be on it. [Daily Intelligencer]
Abuses of the PATRIOT Act? In America? [Balloon Juice]
McSame as Bush is the McSame as every other political ad. [Horserace]
Keith Olbermann calls out Chris Matthews live on teevee! [Media Matters]
The Ron Paul Revolution can't be stopped by things like election results. [Political Radar]

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Whaaaat? Devin Nunes Obstructing The Russia Investigation Again? THE FUCK YOU SAY!

FUCKING DEVIN.

Russia

Did you know the Russia investigation is still a thing? America sort of took a break from it (Robert Mueller didn't), so we could focus on being horrified that Donald Trump has been ripping babies out of mommies' arms with such glee you'd think the babies were Big Macs. But here are a couple stories you might have missed in the past couple of days, and they both involve Devin Nunes obstructing justice, because that's the only thing he's good at. (OK, fine, we may have heard a rumor that he is also good at fucking cows, but that is just a rumor, so you guys need to stop being such Gossiping Gwendolyns!)

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Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters

Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again!

Post-Racial America

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This weekend, Sarah Huckabee Sanders was politely asked to leave a restaurant in Virginia. Before that, Department of Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen -- fresh off of denying then excusing putting Mexican children in cages -- was shamed out of a Mexican restaurant. And Pam Bondi, the Florida AG, got her ass booed out of a screening of the Mr. Rogers documentary by a good citizen. Watch it, it was great!

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