Breitbart's Greg Gutfield went to East Germany to learn about one of the most socially repressive regimes in history, and all he got was a bunch of lousy jokes about Joan Rivers. [BigHollywood]

Wikileaks is a giant gay bathhouse, proving that repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell will turn all the military into a trillion dollar production of La Cage Aux Folles. [American Spectator]

If lack of intercourse causes Jihad, then the computer science departments at America's universities would have been blown up a thousand times over years ago. [Bare Naked Islam]