Now Jake Tapper Has Made Stephen Miller's Heart And Kidneys Into A Jaunty Chapeau

Earlier today, our Doktor Zoom brought you the thrilling tale, Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Gross Horror Movie. It was really weird! Stephen Miller was being his usual OUTRAGED self and Jake Tapper just kinda went TO HELL with this.

Or maybe more like this, we just cannot decide!

After he filibustered and grievance-mongered and yowled and gesticulated, CNN security reportedly had to escort Miller out.

Thanks to Arden Farhi, a producer at CBS News, we have a transcript of Tapper continuing to sew Miller's eyeballs onto a pooka-eyeball-shell necklace, and also:

This is why they don't let you on TV, STEPHEN. Meanwhile, does Michael Wolff, King Bitch, have any observations on Stephen Miller and his persona? (We mean "his face"?) Surely does!

(Fire and Fury, Kindle page 307.)

Once again, we shall have to factcheck Wolff by searching the Wonkette wayback machine for "stephen miller outraged," and give Wolff the prized WONKETTE FACTCHECK: TRUE! award.

JIM ACOSTA: This whole notion of … they have to learn English before they get to the United States. Are we just going to bring in people from Great Britain and Australia?

STEPHEN MILLER: Jim … I am SHOCKED at your statement that you think that only people from Great Britain and Australia would know English. … It reveals your COSMOPOLITAN BIAS to a SHOCKING DEGREE that in YOUR MIND … that you think that only people from Great Britain and Australia would speak English is SO INSULTING to millions of hard-working immigrants …

ACOSTA: It sounds like you’re trying to engineer the racial and ethnic flow of people into this country.

MILLER: Jim, that is one of the most OUTRAGEOUS, INSULTING, IGNORANT AND FOOLISH THINGS YOU’VE EVER SAID. And for you, that’s still … the notion that you think that this is a racist bill is SO wrong and SO insulting.

We will add that to the index as: Up, Francis lighten.

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