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Now That's What We Call an Exit Speech

Sandra Day O'Connor's letter of resignation to the president was brief and to the point. But still only the second briefest, most to the point communique of the week, at least if you believe this missive from a Skadden Arps insider we received yesterday:


Employees at the DC office of Skadden Arps were welcomed Wednesday morning by a truly disgusting sight. Someone took a dump outside the elevator bank on the 10th floor. They had someone clean it up pretty fast, leaving a wet stain on the floor and caution: wet floor sign but maintenance confirmed that it was indeed human crap...

That is some maintenance team! They clean, and they forensically investigate. But how could tell they tell so quickly it was human crap rather than lawyer crap?

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