Now We Can Use Basketball Metaphors To Talk About Palin

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  • What McCain did with Biden's comments about coal is not "gotcha journalism" because it did not occur inside a pizza place that is really a cheesesteak shop that does not sell pizza. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Tom Brokaw cited some fake pro-McCain poll results on dead Tim Russert's teevee show. [Crooks and Liars]
  • Barack Obama would rather masturbate in a plush desk chair in Iowa than bother to think about the troops for like two seconds. [Ben Smith]
  • Back when Sarah Heath played in the Alaskan WNBA, she was a scrappy, foul-mouthed tyrant who could manage a successful free-throw every now and then. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Shocking New Statistics reveal John McCain might someday die. [RedState]
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