NRCC Hosts Hot Rich Person-on-Rich Person Action!
It's true, porn star Mary Carey will rub, uhm, shoulders with RNC big-wigs at series of National Republican Congressional Committee events the second week of June. Set the Homeland Defense Alert to XXX! Says Carey:
“I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove... Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!”Those in the advance teams who my be worried about Carey getting near either Rove or the President should take comfort in knowing that her breasts will keep her from getting any closer than screaming distance. And as for someone "convinc[ing] him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!" Well, if Foggy Bottom can't do it, we somehow doubt Carey can.