Donate

NY Post Washington Correspondent Blind Item

We got three -- three! -- guesses as to the identity of the asshole mentioned in yesterday's Page Six item about a Washington correspondent who may be sued by his "long-suffering" assistant. It's not even worth telling you who they were. What's the matter with you people? We're the ones who are supposed to be worried about a lawsuit. Whatever. Maybe it's one of those "overwhelmed by a surfeit of options" things. We did get a helpful note eliminating our initial nominee, the WP's Reliable Source, Rich "My Assistant Wears No Pants" Leiby:


how big of an idiot are you? leiby's isn't a "washington correspondent," since the washington post is, uh, BASED in washington. also he's been in that job less than 6 months. so how long could any "suffering" go on? 
First, we're huge idiots. Second, the suffering could go on for six months. Or is that a trick question? We're really too stupid to tell if you're joking or not. Hey, how would one figure out if someone is kidding about something, anyway? Would repeatedly referencing a lack of pants be a clue?

NYP Asks, "Who's the Asshole?" [Wonkette]

Just Asking [NYP]

$
Donate with CC

What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

Keep reading... Show less
$
Donate with CC

Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money

Some dick is suing your Wonkette! If you are able, will you please send money?

1. Pick "just once" or "monthly."

2. Pick an amount, like say "all of the money."

3. Click "paypal" if you are paypal or "stripe" if you are not paypal.

4. MONEY.

5. Carry on with your day, and with new posts below!

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

$
Donate with CC
Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc