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Shit's going down pretty fucking fast-like. "President" Donald Trump signed an executive order banning even legal US residents from seven countries (Muslim-majority nations in which he doesn't have hotels) from coming back to the US if they've been out of the country. At the moment, 20 people are reportedly being detained at JFK. (Two former interpreters for US forces, who are targets in their home country of Iraq, have been released, according to Rep. Jerry Nadler.)


This is, according to "lawyers," "illegal." What else is "illegal"? This:

The lawyers said they had not been allowed to meet with their clients. “Who is the person we need to talk to?” one of the lawyers, Mark Doss, a supervising attorney at the International Refugee Assistance Project, asked a border agent. “Call Mr. Trump,” said the agent, who declined to identify himself.

So NYC, do like this nice person on Twitter suggested, and get your ass out to JFK for some #RESISTANCE.

Summon your inner Greenpeace activist, and assemble peacefully AND LOUDLY until Donald Trump backs the fuck off, again, like the sad, flaccid, impotent dick he is.

WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS SHIT TODAY. GO GET EM TIGERS. Do Wonkette and a good nation proud.

UPDATE 7 PM Eastern:

It's looking like thousands of New Yorkers DID WHAT WE SAID, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. That's better.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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