We are not ignoring that blind item in the NY Post about "the Washington correspondent of a major newspaper [who] could be facing a lawsuit from his long-suffering assistant." We just wanted to make sure they weren't talking about Rich Leiby, who, after all, has boasted that his assistant doesn't wear pants. Apparently he's just kidding. (And we thought that meant we weren't alone!)
We welcome Family Feud-style guesses. And remember, no matter how much you might want it to be true, it is highly unlikely that it's Maureen Dowd.
Just Asking [NYP]