NYT Asks Writers to Be Prepared

nagorney_looks_hot_in_thisThe New York Times has good news and bad news for its reporters covering the Democratic National Convention. The bad news? Credentials aren't ready. The good news? Escape hoods are not mandatory. Okay, that's maybe a silver-lining thing:


During the meeting on Monday XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX will give a refresher course on using your escape hoods. Hoods are not mandatory but if you would feel safer with one please bring yours along. If you do not have one, please send either John or I an e-mail to let us know.
Asks our correspondent, "I wonder if my outfits will match my escape hood."

Memo after the jump.

escape hoods [Safer America]

To: XXXXXXXXX

From: XXXXXXXX

Date: July 21, 2004

Hi All -- You are all set for check-in at the Best Western Inn on Sun., July 25. The address is 342 Longwood Avenue, Boston, MA 02115. Telephone number is 617-XXX-XXXX. There will be a packet waiting for you upon your arrival though credentials may not be included. If the DNC has not released them in time to put them in your packet we will hand deliver them to you.

As you also all know, there is a party on Sunday evening at the Gamble Mansion starting at 6, hosted by XXXX XXXXXXX and XXXXX XXXXXXX. Hope to see you there. . .

We will have a morning meeting at 9:30am at the Best Western in the conference room. Attendance is mandatory for all scribes (unless you're busy covering something.) The room will be labeled and easy to find. During the meeting on Monday XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX will give a refresher course on using your escape hoods. Hoods are not mandatory but if you would feel safer with one please bring yours along. If you do not have one, pleasesend either John or I an e-mail to let us know.

If you have an questions, in the meantime, call either John Files or myself on our cells. John is at 202-XXX-XXXX. I am at 845-XXX-XXXX.

We look forward to seeing you.

John and Alix

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