Obama Begins Personally Robbing Taxpayers
What, you didn't make enough money from your million-dollar book deals, Mr. Spender-in-chief?
Police said a man wearing a mask of President Barack Obama robbed the Sheetz on Somerset Center Drive at about 3:24 a.m. on Wednesday.
Police said the man, who was armed with a handgun, demanded money and left after he was given cash.
He was last seen driving away in a compact gold or silver vehicle, police said.
You heard it here, folks, Obama drives a car made out of SOLID-GOLD (or silver). [WXII]