Obama Disgusted By Vulgar Nation of YouTube Idiots
Providing further evidence that he's got too much wealth and taste to be president of this goddamned country, today Barry Hussein Obama lashed out at the stupid "Obama Girl" video because it's stupid and embarrassing to his family. Word of the vulgar video even reached his six-year-old daughter, somehow, and she responded by angrily noting that her daddy already has a smart attractive wife and doesn't need the adulation of some brain-damaged YouTube whore.
"I guess it's too much to ask, but you do wish people would think about what impact their actions have on kids and families," a grim-faced Obama told an AP reporter today in New Hampshire.
Obama then turned moodily back to his lunch, an arugula and bleu-cheese salad with a fresh herb and lemon vinaigrette, and continued reading "Trois jours chez ma mère."
Web's 'Obama girl' is no hit with Obama [AP/Yahoo]